Brits in Zhongshan - 英国人在中山

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Britain, Britain, Britain!... Land of technological achievement! We've had running water for over ten years, an underground tunnel that links us to Peru and we invented the cat!

Location 地点: 中国广东省中山市 ~ Zhongshan, Guangdong, China
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Britain, Britain, Britain!

Britain, Britain, Britain!... Land of technological achievement! We've had running water for over ten years, an underground tunnel that links us to Peru and we invented the cat!
Britain, Britain, Britain! Here are some facts about Britain that you might not know: Number One: Britain is a country. Number Two: Britain is called Britain. Number Five: Britain!
I must go now as I promised my homies we'd chill for a bit, drink some pimp juice and god willing get us some sweet booty.
Britain, Britain, Britain. I love Britain so much that everyday I sacrifice a child in honour of it. So thank the Lord, who incidentally is British, for the great things he has brought to this land.
But what makes Britain so fandabbydozy? Why, it's the great British public. Ah! Push it! Push it good! Ah! Push it! Push it real good!
Britain, Britain, Britain. Why would you ever want to leave? Anybody who goes on holiday abroad is a traitor! I bloody love it here! Bloody love it! We produce the best films, the finest cuisines and our dogs are relatively rabies free. And this is all thanks to the peoples of Britain. Let us look at them in this program in which we now look at them now. Boom, boom, shake the room!
Brighton, Brighton...Britain, Britain, Britain.

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Best British Food

Started by 由Mark Clulow. 开始Last reply最后回复 by由 Lucy Jane Walker Sep九月. 14, 2011.发布。 15 Replies 0 Likes

Alright, so we're always being caned by our foreign chums for having the most rubbish nosh in the universe...But just the other day I was reminiscing on the feeling I get when I visit "The Chippy" in…Continue 继续

Tags: nosh, breakfast, cuisine, food, English

Words our dear American friends can't spell

Started by 由Mark Clulow. 开始Last reply最后回复 by由 Joeli C Sep九月. 5, 2011.发布。 2 Replies 0 Likes

How many words do we know that our dear friends across the pond have lost in translation and are we happy about it?Is our misery simply a way for us to resist the evolution of our over-complicated…Continue 继续

Help Please!

Started by 由Len 李安. 开始Last reply最后回复 by由 Marjory Bruce McKean Aug八月. 27, 2010.发布。 3 Replies 0 Likes

I am no hater of the British Imperial Bastards I can assure you. I just want some help from members of the British society if I can. I was wondering if I could sue the Queen and Current British…Continue 继续

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Comment by 由 Len 李安 on Friday 星期五添加的评论: Catch the Lions tour of Australia plus other great games at BaBa

Comment by 上由 Sarah & Del on 在January一月 22, 2013 at 添加的评论10:39: Off to Blighty tomorrow for fish & chips, greggs, shephards pie, good old british fry-up, a pint and a fight. Cant wait!

Comment by 上由 Sarah & Del on 在October十月 2, 2012 at 添加的评论10:42: The Pennines run from South to North England. Separating the North West of England from Yorkshire and the North East.

Comment by 上由 Marvin Luo on 在September九月 4, 2012 at 添加的评论22:29: Hope this is useful: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennines

Comment by 上由 Rebecca_yht on 在September九月 4, 2012 at 添加的评论19:16: Hello，dear friends from Britain,here I want to ask you guys one question :

"What is the name of the mountain range that forms the ‘Backbone of Britain’"？Is the Backbone of Britain refers to The Pennines mountain of nothern England?

I got confused about the Geography of The UK,so please help,your information is greatly appreciated.

Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在October十月 5, 2011 at 添加的评论6:53: Good Question Ross. A few of the things I like about ZS is that is smaller than our surrounding sister cities and therefore it has a better environment than them. This however does leave us with a smaller selection of things to do within town. There is however, great water park which we visit often in summer. All the standard entertainments are here, movies, bowling, parks for throwing balls or Frisbees. You can also catch up with some Cantonese Opera in town and don't forget the great food everywhere. Fishing!

It's all here and as you meet people I am sure you will get invited to join in Check out the Blogs and discussions you may get some ideas from them.

That being said Guangzhou and Zhuhai have a plethora of activates including amusement parks, Zoos, Go Cart/ Motorbike Racing and the like. Both are only an hour away. It's up to you and what you enjoy, but I agree, the bars are the best place to start to get to meet new friends.

Comment by 上由 Ross Devlin on 在October十月 4, 2011 at 添加的评论17:47: So, apart from the hundreds of bars in the city (that i love) what is there to do? i went to the town yesterday where a chinese lady proceeded to offer me a series of dangerous weapons including swords, knives and throwing starts haha!

Is there much i can do when im not teaching or drinking?

Comment by 上由 Lucy Jane Walker on 在September九月 6, 2011 at 添加的评论17:28: alreeet mark, it's getting there, glad of the rain today, but need a good wind to go with it now to properly cool down!! How are things in zhuhai?

Comment by 上由 Mark Clulow on 在September九月 6, 2011 at 添加的评论5:04: oi oi! how are all my british chums doing this week?

weathers getting almost tolerable :)

Comment by 上由 Mark Clulow on 在March三月 23, 2011 at 添加的评论1:03: Welcome to all you Brits who have recently joined this 'ere website.

I'd like to find out how long you lived in China before your English completely deteriorated... mine is shot to sh*t hahahaha