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Australians in Zhongshan

It's been along time coming; this group! In fact it probably should have been the first one formed.

"Better Late than Never!" My Gran always used to say so here it is.

Post your Australiania here!

Australians and friends of Australians welcome. 

Rule1: Nobody by the name of Bruce may join.

Rule 2: Nobody by the name of Bruce may join.

Rule 3: Nobody by the name of Bruce may join. 

Website: http://australia.gov.au/
Location 地点: Zhongshan Guangdong Australia
Members 成员: 16
Latest Activity 最新活动: Sep九月. 22, 2014

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G'day!

Started by 由Max Zhou. 开始Last reply最后回复 by由 Max Zhou Aug八月. 21, 2014.发布。 2 Replies

G'day Lads and Lasses.!! I am not sure if I posted on the right forum. I recently just moved back to ZS from the greatest down under (you knew it.!)….….A friend of mine showed me this site….It seems…Continue 继续

Great Food right next door to the Australian Consulate

Started by 由ZSRenn. 开始Last reply最后回复 by由 Max Zhou Aug八月. 12, 2014.发布。 1 Reply

If you are calling into the Aussie Consulate for some reason make sure to grab a burger at The Brew. I had the Kamikaze Burger with wasabi and the Aussie Burger with egg, bacon, pineapple and you…Continue 继续

Tags: consulate, visa, passport, australia, news

Hello all

Started by John Picariello Aug八月. 12, 2013. 由 John Picariello Aug八月. 12, 2013 开始 0 Replies

Hello allNice to see so many Australians in Zhongshan (the last Chinese city I worked in had a total of 5 foreigners). Thank you for creating this groupI'm an English teacher from the Gold Coast and…Continue 继续

Is Russell Crow Australian - This Week?

Started by 由Len 李安. 开始Last reply最后回复 by由 Brett W Myers Mar三月. 15, 2013.发布。 2 Replies

The debate is hot and fast and opinions shift from week to week.So is Rusty one of us or one of them? Continue 继续

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Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在September九月 22, 2014 at 添加的评论18:36

Please keep all posts relevant to the topic of the group. Lilly if you wish to post a job please either do so as a blog or listing 

Comment by 上由 Max Zhou on 在August八月 12, 2014 at 添加的评论10:30

G'day everyone!
I've been searching for a group like this in ages!
Now I found it!!….

Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在March三月 22, 2014 at 添加的评论11:57

This Guy on the USA news had just one job but then again he can't spell Search either.

Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在June六月 19, 2013 at 添加的评论10:08

Wallabies V Lions @ BaBa 5:55pm Saturday

Comment by 上由 Garry Estreich on 在June六月 16, 2013 at 添加的评论22:53

Australiana

by Austen Tayshus

 


Sittin' at home last Sunday mornin' me mate Boomerrang Said he was havin' a few people around for a barbie, Said he might Kookaburra or two.

I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"

He said "Yeah and Vegemite come too".

So I said to the wife "Do you wanna Goanna?". She said "I'll go if Dingos".

So I said "Wattle we do about Nulla?"

He said "Nullabors me to tears, leave him at home."

We got to the party about two and walked straight out the kitchen to put some booze in the fridge. And you wouldn't believe it, there's Boomer's wife Warra sittin there tryin to Platypus!

Now, I don't like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked, I mean how much can a Koala bear.

So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangarratta and went out and joined the party.

Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumpin'. This Indian girl, Marsu, turns up, dying to go to the toilet but she couldn't find it. I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can Marsupial?" He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cockatoo".

 

Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen with a few drinks for everybody. Fairdinkum, you've never seen a Coolabah maid. I grabbed a beer and said, "Thanks Warra - tah".

A couple of Queensland at the party, one smellin' pretty strongly of aftershave. One of 'em sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate,

It was a really hot day; Oscar felt like a swim. He said to Ina, "Do you want a have a dip in the Riverina?" She said "I haven't got my Kosciusko".

Well Bo says, "Come in starkers, Wattle Lake Eyre!" Ina says "What, without so much as a Thredbo?" Ah, Perisher thought! Has Eucumbine in yet?

Well a few of the blokes decided to play some cricket. Boomer says "Why doesn't Wombat?" "Yeah, and let Tenterfield".

He said I should have a bowl but I was too out of it to play cricket so I suggested a game of cards. I said to Lyptus "Wanna game of Eucalyptus?" He said "

Well Bill said he'd like a smoke. Nobody knew where the dope was stashed. I said "I think Merinos." But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn. Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket. Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?" "Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me." And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters.

Well I thought I'd roll one meself, I said "Chuck us the Tally Hobart". He said "They're out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get em for us?" Burnie says "Its okay mate, she's apples, I'll get em for ya"

 

Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack Billabong. And you wouldn't believe it, the bongs broken. I said "Lord Howe!"

"Hay-man" somebody says "Will a Didgeridoo?" I said "Hummmmm mummmm mummmmm mummmmm maybe it'll have ta."

I look in the corner and there's Bass sittin there, not getting into it, not getting out of it, I said "What, is Bass Strait or somthin?" Boomer says "As a matter a fact mate, he's a cop" I said "Ya jokin mate, a cop, I'm getting outta here, lets Goanna." She said "No way, I'm hangin round till Gum leaves. Besides, I dont wanna leave Jacardanda party on his own. Have you seen him? I think he's trying to crack on Toowoomba, he's already tried to Mount Isa And he'll definitely try to lead you Australiana!"

Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在June六月 14, 2013 at 添加的评论11:20
Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在April四月 14, 2013 at 添加的评论22:27

Why are people so unkind? This was posted on my timeline on Facebook!

So Sad!

Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在March三月 21, 2013 at 添加的评论17:23
Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在March三月 14, 2013 at 添加的评论18:15

If you want  to watch Australian Sport on line. 

Go to this link http://www.sportlemon.tv/

Comment by 上由 Len 李安 on 在March三月 3, 2013 at 添加的评论12:54

Mr Myers. Welcome to the Aussies in Zhongshan Group. Feel free to add your own Australian Flair to the group! 

 

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