So enough gets said about what we in China do that expats find interesting or weird about us. How about I turn the tables and point out a few weird and wonderful facts about you!
1. The Vegetable Orchestra plays music with instruments made out of vegetables - from carrot recorders to leek violins. I mean what's this all about? Vegetables are made for eating. Didn't your grandmother teach you not to play with your food. 2. Weight loss, In a recent report it was found turning down temperatures at home and office may help you fight obesity. Are you guys serious, try eating the vegetables instead of playing them, eating rice and stop drinking beer and soda, problem solved. 3. Finding Planets in outer Space. What are you going to do there set up more English schools? Marry Alien Brides? get them to manufacture your Nike and Iphones? 4. Democracy, you laud it like it's the greatest thing on Earth and after you have an election you spend the next 5 years trying to tear down the man that was elected. 6. Chinese Internet censorship. Why do you keep blaming China (Teacher Len you are guilty here) when it is very evident that it is cyber criminals causing the harm. Typical; China bad, West is good scenario. 7. Everything is for sale including this diplodocus dinosaur that roamed what is now the United States some 160 million years ago. Shouldn't it be somewhere where it belongs for everyone to see. Like Chinas rare art should be. 8. Smuggling Drugs in Asia - Don't you know you're going to die? But I guess if Batman turns out to be a Singaporean man, turned villain who consumed drugs and stole from his brother, what can you expect! You can enjoy more of my blogs here
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