Warning, this story is very gross but could cheer you up at the end too. If you continue reading do so at your own risk and try not eat anything before, during or after reading it.
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One day I decided to make some homemade bread from my bread machine we just got off of taobao and an old family recipe. So I start adding all the liquid ingredients such as milk, water, warm butter, finally 2 eggs. Unfortunately, the last egg was rotten and smelled as such. It also ruined everything I had added for my bread recipe. Resigning to the fact that I lost some of the most expensive and hardest to replace ingredients for my bread, I decided the best way to dispose of the rotten egg mixture was to flush it down the toilet. Yeah, stinky things go down and away, much better than the trash can. So I took my bread machine bucket and upended it into my bathroom's squatty potty. Clunk! The mixing arm fell out as well straight down the toilet. Shocked and in horror that future loaves of bread were now crushed by a careless act I debated the conflict; "To reach in or not to reach in". My engineering mind kicked into high gear and said "Use a magnet." So I got a decent magnet we had at home and then I realized, the mixing arm is aluminum and won't be attracted to it. Finally, my desire for fresh homemade bread won out and I got down on my hands and knees and shoved my hand down the squatty potty hole uncertain how far down it really goes. Turns out, not that far, just 6 inches or so slightly above the wrist. I felt the mixing arm covered in rotten egg, milk, butter, and toilet water and retrieved it. I washed my hands and the mixing arm about 3 times afterwards thinking "This is the most disgusting day in my whole life."
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